Happy Birthday, Hilarious Haley!
So, we heard you were born on this day. Good job. . . . . . . Oh, you expected more? Well, we can kick things off with this guy... (And now the Bama fans all hit the floor...) Pfft. It's your day. Control all of it. Football, basketball, the whole SEC. Can we get back to that whole being born thing? (This Auburn writer says, "Pretty please?") Yes, you have another party guest... She sends greetings. You'll never guess who!? And the fella of the bunch - he sent flowers... Anddddd, they will need to be arranged (ummm) by YOU. The gal in Tennessee is pretty excited that you were born, and we get to eat cake... And the one with the toddler among us says dive into this day - it's so GREAT! Delores says "some bunny loves you"... and Barbie says we WILL have all the fun... SOOOOOOO.... Woop! Woop! Get excited, our Haley. Never mind, girl. ((... Y'all, what have we done?!?!)) You're hilarious without even trying.